Dangerous Ladies Picspam, Part 3

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It's baaaaack! The Dangerous Ladies picspam has returned! SPOILERS FOR TBR.





So we're at the charming Boiling Rock prison, and Zuko gets chucked into this cell by the guards and he's like "I didn't do anything wrong, OMG!"



And then Mai pops up and she's like O RLY? And with that, the Dangerous Ladies are
back in town!



So Zuko's like "How did you know I was here?"



And Mai's like "Well in addition to being a ninja, I am psychic."



And Zuko's like RLY? and Mai's like NO, MORON.



And Zuko's like I FAIL. WOE.



And then Mai's like YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK-UP!



And we have to agree with her, that was a pretty cowardly way of Zuko to break up with her.



Elsewhere, the OMINOUS MARIMBA MUSIC OF DOOOOM has found the Prison Warden.



And Azula and Ty Lee are like Y HALO THAR.



And Azula's all smug cause she gets to tell the Warden that these are not the droids he's looking for.



Then some guard runs in and is like "Lady Mai, I will protect you!" *strikes heroic pose*



And Mai's like "Bitch please, I can protect myself!"



And Zuko's like "LOL she's right, girl's even got knives hidden in her bra."



But before we can start to wonder how Zuko knows that piece of info, he makes a run for it!



And then he and Mai take a leaf out of Kataang's book and make some sadfaces at each other.





Then later Zuko's trying to escape when Ty Lee and Azula catch up to them.



And Azula's like "Well even though we're short one Lady, we can still kick some ass."



And so she turns herself into a human rocket!











And Ty Lee finds an awesome tightrope to flip around on.







And then everyone stands around staring at each other for a few hours.









And finally Azula strikes!





Yay fight scenes!









Then Ty Lee's like "I spy with my little eye..."



"...certain death!"



And Azula's like SHIT DON'T THEY KNOW THE PRINCESS IS UP HERE.



But then another gondola comes along and Azula's like SO LONG SUCKAZ.



And Zuko and Sokka are like "...fail?"



And Azula does this cool flip thing.



And as they're leaving Ty Lee's like all sad because her cute boytoy is going to get all burnt up in the lake.



But then all of a sudden someone on the ground is chucking daggers at the guards. Could it be...



MAI!





And I view this as Mai's answer to all the fandom haters.





She's like HATERS? FUCK YOU, I'M AWESOME.



WATCH ME AWESOME MY WAY TO VICTORY.



BING



BANG



BADA BOOM



And everyone on the gondola's like "Who's that, who's that?"



And Mai's like IT'S THAT GLOOMY GIRL WHO SIGHS A LOT.



And Zuko's like OMG SHE IS SO HOT WHEN SHE'S KICKING EVERYONE'S ASSES. *diez and iz ded*



But Azula is NOT PLEASED. NOT AT ALL. D:



So then later, the Dangerous Ladies are having a meeting.



And Azula's like "So, have any last words before I electrocute your traitor ass?"



And Ty Lee's like "Can't we all just kiss and make up and have hot lesbian sex?"



And Mai's like "Love is more powerful than fear," and the way she says it makes me all swoony.



And Azula's like NU-UH, FEAR IS SO MUCH MORE AWESOME THAN LAME OLD LOVE.



And they strike battle poses...



...but before we can find out if lightning beats knife, or vice versa...



...TY LEE KNOCKS OUT AZULA!!!



AND ALL OF OUR HEADS EXPLODE!!!!!



AND MAI IS ALL LIKE "...WTFBBQ?" AND WE'RE LIKE ASDFJ;LADSKFJ;FADK;FDS BECAUSE SURPRISED!MAI IS JUST TOO MUCH FOR OUR BRAINS TO HANDLE!!!



And Azula's like "Et tu, Ty Lee?"



And Ty Lee's like "Ummm, my hand slipped?"



And then she runs over to Mai and she's like "Come on, my love, let's run away and be exiled lesbian ninjas together."



But before Mai can say "Hell yes," the guards surround them!



And Azula's like "So much for the Dangerous Ladies. You guys are out of my club."



Stay tuned for Part 4 of the Dangerous Ladies picspam, in which Mai and Ty Lee escape from prison using a plan involving spoons, a safety pin, a bowl of gruel, and their own sense of pwnacity.