Dangerous Ladies Picspam, Part 2

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After the fiasco involving the Drill, the Dangerous Ladies drop off the radar for a while and the Gaang are all tied up dealing with the Orwellian City of Doooom.

But then Appa’s cruising along in his little feature episode (which incidentally makes me cry buckets every time I watch it) and all of a sudden he’s like “OMG Ominous Marimba Music of Dooom!”


And Azula’s like “Yep, it’s us again!”


Suki’s like “These are not the droids you’re looking for. No really.”


But Azula’s like “Well we can still indulge in a little ass-kicking anyway!”


"Now THINK FAST!"


Mai: “Your color scheme offends my delicate goth sensibilities.”


Ty Lee: “I find your lack of pink disturbing!”


And then Azula’s like “Time for a Matrix moment!”




PWNED.


And then one day the Earth King is chillin’ in his throne room and the attendants are like “Welcome the Kyoshi Warriors!”


And Azula’s like Y HALO THAR and we’re like :O and we know that somewhere Suki and her friends are running around in their underwear.


And the Earth King’s like “Let me tell you all the important information that you might need to know if you were plotting evil against me!”


And Azula’s like “How obliging! Do go on!”


So later at their charming bungalow, Azula lays out her plans of evil.


And Ty Lee’s like “Will it involve me painting ridiculous circus make-up on Mai? Plz? Plz?”


And Mai’s like “My eyes are bleeding with mirth.”


Azula’s plan turns out to be the takeover of the entire Earth Kingdom by none other than the Ladies themselves!


And Ty Lee is like “Your evil is so breathtakingly sexy!” and Azula’s like “Hopefully the Dai Li will feel similarly.”


She sends the HenchLadies off as decoys, and so they’re like, talking smack about the Kyoshi Warriors, insulting their hair and their shoe styles and whatever.


And the Dai Li are like “Verrrry interesting!” and they sneak away.


But then Azula pops up and she’s like “LOL n00bs.”


So then Azula gets dragged up to Long Feng’s pad in the middle of the night and she’s like “How dare you disrupt my beauty sleep! That make-up can only do so much, you know!”


And he’s like “I know who you are, muah ha ha ha!”


And she’s like “Well now that the cat’s out of the bag, surely the time is ripe for plotting evil.”


And he’s like “I like the way you think, Princess.”


And I’m like “And I can hear the tappity-tapping of the shippers’ keyboards as they create a whole new section of fanfiction for the two of you. I mean, JSYK.”


So then Azula is adressing the Dai Li and she’s like “Obey me or die horribly. Just business as usual, mmkay?”


And the Dai Li are like *meep*


And then Ty Lee is like “As usual your supreme level of evil made me swoon!”


And Mai’s like “Will you two just get a room already?”


And Azula’s like “OMG shut up!”


So then Azula leaves, which is convenient for Ty Lee because Sokka shows up!


So she’s like “So, you come here often?”


And Toph’s like BACK AWAY FROM MY MAN, BETCH.


And Mai’s like TASTE MY PWNAGE.


Ty Lee’s like “Thank goodness! I thought she’d never leave!”


“Now dance with me!”


And then Azula pops up and is like “This fight is over. Also, Ty Lee, I see what you did there.”


And Ty Lee’s like “The universe is just intent on keeping me away from Sokka, isn’t it.”


And Azula’s like “Yes, I am. I mean yes, it is.”


So then Long Feng shows up and Azula’s like “I swear by my pretty green hairbow, I will end you.”


And Long Feng orders them to seize the princess, but the Dai Li are like “She can shoot lightning out of her fingertips. What else ya got?”


And Azula’s like “I am made of awesome!”


Down in the Cave of Wonders, Zuko’s with Iroh, being all morally confuzzled.


And then Azula turns up and she’s like “I’m about to conquer the entire Earth Kingdom, you want in?”


And Zuko’s like “Are you crazy? I’m all socially adjusted and good now. Why on Earth would I want to join you?”


And Azula’s like “I’m going to say a word now, and I think it’ll make you change your mind.”


“HONOR.”


And suddenly Zuko goes all cross-eyed and he starts like salivating and muttering to himself, and nothing Iroh says can snap him out of it.


And Azula’s like "Huh, so the conditioning worked after all.”


Azula and Zuko catch up with Katara and Aang, and the ensuing battle is ten kinds of awesome.





Finally they have the Gaang pretty much beat.


Until Aang finally sucks it up and goes into the Avatar State.


But unfortunately for him, this is not an episode of Sailor Moon.


And the bad guys don’t wait until you’re done transforming before they attack.



So Azula’s like “Well that went surprisingly well!”


And the rest of us are crying into our pillows because, way to be depressing, season finale! Azula wins, Ba Sing Se falls, Iroh is in prison, Zuko is a douchey douche, and Katara had to watch Aang get electrocuted to death. That’s kinda piling it on. ;___;

So the new season starts and Zuko’s on some FN ship and Mai comes up behind him and she’s like “So, we’re dating!”


And he’s like “I know, isn’t it awesome!” and if you didn’t read the special comic thing that Nick put out, you are probably very confused at this point.


Later Zuko’s feeding the turtleducks and all of a sudden they’re like “Run awaaaay!”


And Azula’s like “Oh how cute, they remember me!”


And then she’s like “So the Avatar’s dead, amirite?”


And Zuko is like “Hold on a sec, lemme flashback... yep, he’s dead. No one could survive that.”


But because Azula has read her Handbook of Villainy front to back, she’s like “Ok, definitely NOT dead. Good to know.”


So that night Zuko bursts into her bedroom all “You totally screwed me over with that Avatar thing, bitch!”


And Azula’s like “Surely you can’t be mad at me when I’m wearing my disturbingly sexy evening gown” and the audience is like O_O


And Zuko’s like “Please. This is a TV-Y7 show. No incest allowed.”


And Azula’s like “Whatever. And by the way, if the Avatar is by some chance alive, you will be officially pwned.”


So later on, Mai and Zuko are like, criticising the sunset and spouting cheesey emo love lines to each other and it’s all very sweet.


Until Azula turns up and she’s like “Cockblocking FTW!”


And Zuko and Mai are like “Sry, try again.”


So Azula’s like “Do I have to lightning-bend your lips apart or something?”


And Mai’s like “You know, I put up with you being a psychobitch all the time, but when you interrupt our make-out sessions, you’re going too far.”


But it turns out that all Azula wanted was to warn Zuko against visiting Iroh, and Zuko’s like “You interrupted us for this? Is there no end to your evil?” (Answer: NO)


And now we come to one of the crowning achievements of Dangerous Lady-hood: the LOLARIOUS Beach episode.

So the Ladies and the Boyfriend are all cruising out to Ember Island.


Lo and Li and their unnecessarily large sunhats are there to welcome them.


The Ladies are unimpressed with their new digs.


So Lo and Li are like “To the beach!”


And Mai’s like “Zuko, let me shield your eyes from this traumatising sight” and Zuko’s like “THNX.”


At the beach, the Ladies generally behave as expected.


Ty Lee’s boobs turn her into a sort of black hole for the male beach population.


Zuko’s like “Do you want this shell?” and Mai’s like “You know I’m allergic to that color, right?”


And Ty Lee’s like “Do not doubt my commitment to sparkle motion, fuckers!”


Back over at the Umbrella of Umbrage, Zuko’s like “Ice cream!”


FAIL.


Azula spots yet another opportunity for world domination.


And Zuko’s like LET ME JUST REMOVE MY SHIRT FIRST and the doves are like OMG SQUEE!


And the fangirls are like ASFJKL;FSAFJKLFAFJKL and I’m like NEEDZ MOAR SOKKA.


And then there is much pwnage and fanservice.



The Ladies crush their opponents at volleyball.


And Azula’s like VOLLEYBALL IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.


These two smooth gents saunter over like a slash pairing waiting to happen, and one of them is like “HenchLadies, we would be desolate if you didn’t come to our party.”


“Oh and the Freaky Twins can come too, I guess.”


Ty Lee and Azula are like “This is going to be awesome!”


And Mai and Zuko are like “Kill us now.”


So the Fabulous Four turn up at the party way early.


And unexpectedly, yet totally not at all unexpectedly, Azula completely FAILS at flirting.


Zuko’s like “WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT GUY, HMMM?” and Mai is like “Why, were you planning on dating him or something?”


Ty Lee is ambushed by her entourage.


But she’s like “Sorry, guys, but I’m gay for Azula.”


And the dudes are like “NOOOOOOO! ... wait, that’s hot.”


Azula sees it all and she’s like “Way to mind-cheat on me, bitch! We are so over!”


And Ty Lee sort of dissolves into a fountain of tears.


And Azula actually FEELS BAD which is like, a historical moment.


She’s like “Sorry, I was being a jealous bitch.”


And Ty Lee’s like “Does not compute. You are perfect in my eyes.”


And Azula’s like “So teach me this mystical art known as ‘flirting with boys.’”


So Ty Lee’s like “All you have to do is be shallow and laugh a lot!”


And Azula’s like AM I DOING IT RITE?


Azula tries out her new skillz on Chen, and bless her, she almost succeeds.


But not quite.


BEST REACTION EVER.


So Azula’s like “Fuck this, I’m going to go make out with Ty Lee.”


Elsewhere Zuko is like I R JEALOUS BOYFRIEND!


And he and Mai are like RELATIONSHIP ISSUES!!1!ONE! and Mai storms out.


Later they all meet down at the beach for a big heart-to-heart.


Zuko starts things off with a Symbolic Burnination of Family Heirlooms.


And he’s like “I feel the need to mock Ty Lee for no apparent reason!”


And Mai’s like “Oh no you di’i’nt!” because HenchLadies stick together, yo.


Ty Lee’s like “My problem is that I had six sisters and got ignored as a child.”


Mai’s like “My problem is that I had no problem. Oh, but I was totally smothered as a child and it totally fucked me up.”


So Azula’s like “So that’s why you’re a emotionless blob.”


And Mai’s like “You want emotion? I’LL SHOW YOU EMOTION, BITCH!”


And Zuko is like “I am strangely turned on by your shouting.”


And Mai’s like “Sorry, no action for you until you stop behaving like a twat.”


And Zuko’s like “In case y’all had by some fluke forgotten my sob story, here’s a recap!”


So the Ladies all prod him into admitting that he’s actually mad at himself.


And then he Angstbends their campfire into smithereens.


And then he and Mai make up and make out.


And then Azula’s like “You know what would make this vacation truly epic?”


“VANDALISM!”


So that's the last we see of the Dangerous Ladies. Mai turns up again to make out with Zuko some more and give him advice, and Azula pwns everyone and everything on the Day of Black Sun, but the Dangerous Ladies as a group are MIA.

But I'm sure they'll be back soon enough. :-)

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