the_sun_is_up | Pride and Prejudice: Part 2 (Reply)

Round 2!

Chapter 3: Miss Wickham

We begin tonight’s episode with yet another Meryton party. Sokka and Aang spend most of the evening making googly eyes at each other, like so. (Err... pretend Aang has a shirt on. Ahem.)

And Katara’s yet again without a dancing partner, although relieved to see that Miss Darcy is nowhere to be seen.

When who should turn up but Miss Azula Wickham, charming and beautiful captain of the Fire Nation regiment stationed nearby. And she’s like “Hey hot stuff.”

And Katara’s like “Now this is more like it!”

So they start talking and it transpires that Azula knows Toph!

And Katara’s like “O RLY? What do you think of her?”

And Azula’s like “Oh she’s horrible. We were friends as kids, but she cheated me out of my inheritance and left me to scrounge a living as a naval officer.” *emo tear*

And Katara’s like “That smarmy bastard! I knew it! I knew she was no good!”

And then Azula excuses herself to go dance with Katara’s younger sister, Ty Lee.

And Ty Lee’s like “ZOMG me??” *swoon*

So everything seems to be going swimmingly until a few weeks later when Aang and Toph leave town for good, leaving Sokka broken-hearted, his dreams of hawt slashy boysex forever dashed!

And Katara is furious because she heard through the grapevine that it was Toph’s idea to leave, and Katara is convinced that Toph’s trying to break up Aang and Sokka.

Chapter 4: Rejection

Then Katara goes to visit a friend and who should she find visiting said friend’s next-door neighbors but Toph Darcy! Which means another awkward meeting between our two star-crossed not-quite-lovers.

Katara’s like “Do you need something, Lady Stuffy-Britches?”

And Toph decides to just spit it out. She’s like “Well the thing is, I’m in love with you.”

“I mean I know your family is lame, and you’re lower-class, and you’re not even from the Earth Kingdom for Godsakes, and I really have no idea why on Earth I’m attracted to you because you’re kind of a pain in the a--”

And Katara’s like “I cannot believe I’m still standing here listening to this.”

“...but I can’t deny the fact that I’m madly in love with you so, like, wanna get hitched?”

And Katara’s like “Are you kidding? With a proposal like that and with the way you’ve treated me ever since we met? You are the LAST person on Earth I’d want to marry!”

“Plus, you called me ‘tolerable.’ Bitches don’t get away with that shit.”

And Toph’s like WELL I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY, YOU PATHETIC LOWLY PEASANT. I ONLY ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME OUT OF PITY, SHEER PITY.

And Katara’s like OH IT IS ON, YOU SNOBBY ARISTOCRATIC BRAT.

And then they have a mud-wrestling bending battle!

Of course, they remain completely oblivious to the fact that they’re positively OOZING chemistry. I mean DAMN. *breaks out a fan* *fans self*

(As some of you may have guessed, this is fanservice to make up for this picspam’s sad lack of Colin Firth walking out of a lake soaking wet.)

And Katara’s like “Oh and I know about what you did to Wickham and I know that you convinced Bingley to leave Sokka and you are basically the worst person ever!”