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the_sun_is_upOH GOD THEY'RE SO ADORABLE YOU GUYS I CAN'T EVEN DEAL
I think it's official: Terezi/Karkat is my favorite Homestuck trainwreck. Actually not even a trainwreck — they're more like if somebody forgot to put gas in the train (or coal or steam or whatever the fuck trains run on, idk) and so like a minute after it zooms out of the station, it just peters out and grinds to a halt. Anyway, Ter/Kar = favorite submarine.
And goddamn it, favorite OT3, stop being so stupidly OT3 for each other! Stupid hologram of Dave's head floating there and pushing Karkat's buttons and winning at Karkat Tantrum Bingo and stupid Terezi not even minding that Dave apparently overheard their whole conversation. Stupid!!! <3
As for Terezi's downward spiral, it makes a sad amount of sense. She had this whole identity as "the cool one" of the troll group, so meeting a bunch of older kids who seemed a lot cooler than her and were her ancestors (and seeing Karkat getting all buddy-buddy with Meenah) was obviously a big blow to the ol' self-esteem, and rashly throwing away a huge chunk of her persona and her main connection to her past life would have just poured fuel on the fire.
And what she said about Gamzee made me realize that it must be challenging to break up with one's kismesis unless the relationship fails due to tepidness/lack of interest (a la Vriska/Eridan). Like if your kismesis does something repulsive and horrible that makes you realize "Wow, this guy is bad news and I shouldn't be dating him," obviously those horrible actions of his are going to make you angry, which bleeds into hatred, which bleeds into sexy hatred. So whenever Gamzee demonstrates that he's a shitty kismesis who needs to be dumped, it just makes Terezi want to bang him even more, even though she knows he's terrible for her.
KARKAT: WASN'T THERE A CARLOS?
KARKAT: FUCK IT. THEY WERE ALL NAMED CARLOS AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.
Lol. Dear fandom: please call Gamzee's dancestor "Carlos" from now on.
KARKAT: WAIT. EXCEPT MEENAH. SHE WAS ALRIGHT. A LITTLE FORWARD, BUT...
:D :D :D *wiggles eyebrows*
KARKAT: WHAT IS SHE, SOME SORT OF MAGIC FAIRY??
TEREZI: UM. Y3S?
TEREZI: TH4TS K1ND OF L1T3R4LLY WH4T SH3 1S
ahahahaha oh Karkat. You need to stop being surprised by people having magical powers.
I also had to simultaneously lol and sadface at the bit where Karkat's like "Don't worry, he'll probably dump you soon" and Terezi's like "But that would be the worst thing ever! I want to be the one to dump him!" and Karkat's like "I suck being reassuring :F"
In conclusion: Rose and Terezi should be rehab buddies.
Also: Karkat tantrum bingo
Also also: WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY HOMESTUCK ICONS YET????? *smacks self*
I think it's official: Terezi/Karkat is my favorite Homestuck trainwreck. Actually not even a trainwreck — they're more like if somebody forgot to put gas in the train (or coal or steam or whatever the fuck trains run on, idk) and so like a minute after it zooms out of the station, it just peters out and grinds to a halt. Anyway, Ter/Kar = favorite submarine.
And goddamn it, favorite OT3, stop being so stupidly OT3 for each other! Stupid hologram of Dave's head floating there and pushing Karkat's buttons and winning at Karkat Tantrum Bingo and stupid Terezi not even minding that Dave apparently overheard their whole conversation. Stupid!!! <3
As for Terezi's downward spiral, it makes a sad amount of sense. She had this whole identity as "the cool one" of the troll group, so meeting a bunch of older kids who seemed a lot cooler than her and were her ancestors (and seeing Karkat getting all buddy-buddy with Meenah) was obviously a big blow to the ol' self-esteem, and rashly throwing away a huge chunk of her persona and her main connection to her past life would have just poured fuel on the fire.
And what she said about Gamzee made me realize that it must be challenging to break up with one's kismesis unless the relationship fails due to tepidness/lack of interest (a la Vriska/Eridan). Like if your kismesis does something repulsive and horrible that makes you realize "Wow, this guy is bad news and I shouldn't be dating him," obviously those horrible actions of his are going to make you angry, which bleeds into hatred, which bleeds into sexy hatred. So whenever Gamzee demonstrates that he's a shitty kismesis who needs to be dumped, it just makes Terezi want to bang him even more, even though she knows he's terrible for her.
KARKAT: WASN'T THERE A CARLOS?
KARKAT: FUCK IT. THEY WERE ALL NAMED CARLOS AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.
Lol. Dear fandom: please call Gamzee's dancestor "Carlos" from now on.
KARKAT: WAIT. EXCEPT MEENAH. SHE WAS ALRIGHT. A LITTLE FORWARD, BUT...
:D :D :D *wiggles eyebrows*
KARKAT: WHAT IS SHE, SOME SORT OF MAGIC FAIRY??
TEREZI: UM. Y3S?
TEREZI: TH4TS K1ND OF L1T3R4LLY WH4T SH3 1S
ahahahaha oh Karkat. You need to stop being surprised by people having magical powers.
I also had to simultaneously lol and sadface at the bit where Karkat's like "Don't worry, he'll probably dump you soon" and Terezi's like "But that would be the worst thing ever! I want to be the one to dump him!" and Karkat's like "I suck being reassuring :F"
In conclusion: Rose and Terezi should be rehab buddies.
Also: Karkat tantrum bingo
Also also: WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY HOMESTUCK ICONS YET????? *smacks self*
