Bow down to your new wank overlord

[the_sun_is_up]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD

Fandom Wank has discovered what might be the greatest wank ever. As the write-up put it, this wank combines elements of His Wife A Horse, the Snapewives, and My Ponies Hate You.

In summary: In MLP fandom, Brony A politely requests that Brony B stop drawing furry porn of Twilight Sparkle because Brony B is engaged to marry her on the astral plane. Did I mention that Brony A has a Twilight plushie that he considers to be the physical manifestation of Twilight? And that he carries the plushie around town with him and takes it out to restaurants with him? And there's a whole group of MLP fanboys who have similar astral plushie relationships and some of them do... things to their plushies?

Common sense dictates that this all has to be the work of a troll, but common internet sense states that this sort of batshit is nothing new on the web, and this saga's level of detail makes trolling unlikely. Either way, all I can do is laugh my butt off and bask in the glow of this wank's glorious splendor.

Comments

[morwen_peredhil]

I recently met with her parents (mentally of course)

OF COURSE.

[the_sun_is_up]

I love how he felt the need to clarify that. Like, dude, can you hear yourself? Meeting them in person or meeting them mentally — either way, you sound like a nutter.