Dangerous Ladies Picspam, Part 1

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The advent of the Dangerous Ladies occured in Omashu, when Azula was hanging out with her homies, Lo and Li.


And she’s like “It’s time to visit some old friends” and we’re like “Jeez who are these people that they are hardcore enough to be friends with our crazy lightning-shooting princess?”


And we catch our first glimpse of Mai and she’s like “Not hardcore, just a bit goth.”


And she’s like “So yeah, my life is boring as fuck and I pretty much wish I were dead.”


And the rebel Earthbender dudes are like “YOU ARE IN LUCK.”


But Aang turns up and misunderstands the situation and is like “Noooo killing with rocks!”


But rather unexpectedly, Mai jumps up and she’s like O HAI DID I MENTION THAT I WAS A NINJA?


And Aang is like ...WOT and we are like HOLY SHIT.


But then the Gaang escapes and Mai is like “Oh well. Time to refill my sleeves, I guess.”


So when we first see this shot, we’re like “Wow, Azula is so badass she can even reverse gravity!”


But no, the gravity-warping award goes to Ty Lee, who we first see balancing upside down on two fingers. Either she weighs nothing, or those are some very buff fingers.


So Azula’s like “So what do you say you ditch this popsicle stand and come join me on my evil mission?”


But Ty Lee’s like “Sry2say but the last time I joined you on an evil mission, my aura turned all icky and puce-colored.”


And then Azula’s like “Well, whatever, but hey so long as I’m in town, I’m ~*~going to catch your show tonight.~*~”


And apparently this is some sort of CODE because Ty Lee immediately freaks.


So then Azula’s at the circus performance and she’s like “However can I convince Ty Lee that I need her?”


“Oh, I know!”


Ty Lee takes note of the hint.


Azula goes backstage after the performance and is like “So about that evil mission...”


And Ty Lee’s like “Don’t worry, Azula. When choosing between death and you, I'd always pick you."


Later on, Ty Lee and Azula catch up with Mai, and she’s like “Azula, your crazy lightning of death has never looked so appealing.”


And then she spots Ty Lee and she’s like “My other half! The yin to my yang! The sun to my moon! The peanut butter to my grape jelly! Hang on, why aren't you off cartwheeling with the lions and tigers or whatever?”


And Ty Lee’s like “Azula made me an offer I couldn't refuse!”


And Azula’s like “Shiny, let’s be bad guys!”


So the now-reunited Dangerous Ladies show up with King Bumi to meet the Gaang.


And Azula’s like “This is stupid, we can totally take these guys.”


And Mai’s like “Definitely.”


And in the ensuing battle the Ladies inflict massive amounts of pwnage upon their enemies.






Unfortunately Mai and Ty Lee get taken out by Appa’s tail.


And Azula is thwarted by Bumi’s surprise bending skillz.


But she isn’t fazed by it all, because she’s found the Avatar.


And then Ty Lee’s like “Hey, Mai, we’ll be seeing Zuko again, NUDGE NUDGE.”


And then for the first time ever, Mai actually SMILES, and we are all amazed by this development.


Elsewhere, Zuko’s like wandering around the Earth Kingdom, having his own little feature episode, and feature episode means... FLASHBACKS!

To the Dangerous Ladies back in their Powerpuff days!


Azula is just as evil as ever, tormenting the turtleducks.


Ty Lee is already laughing at gravity.


And Mai is just like “OMG Zuko is sooooo cute!” and we’re like “He MUST be, since you’re smiling again.”


And Azula is like “Innnteresting.”


So she’s like “Hey Mom, make Zuko play with us!”


And Zuko’s like “You’re only ten and you’re already a sociopath! No thanks.” But Ursa insists, so Zuko stumbles off to his doom.


So Azula’s like “William Tell redux, but this time with FIRE!”


And Mai’s like “And you wonder why I ended up goth when I grew up? Please.”


Zuko, who was just as much of a dweeb then as he is now, is all “Chaaaarge!”


And Ty Lee’s like “I think I see an OTP in the making!”


And Mai’s like “Well don’t tell the fans! They’ll completely lose their shit!”


So then it’s present time from Uncle Iroh, and Azula’s like “Is it a dagger? An Iron Maiden? A set of thumbscrews??”


NEGATIVE.


And then pretty much the rest of the episode goes toward proving that Azula was even more disturbingly psycho as a ten-year-old than she is now. D:


So back in the present the Ladies are cruising along in their sweet new ride, chasing the Gaang.


Who eventually stop to figure out what the hell is going on.


So the Ladies take their GIANT LIZARDS out for a spin.


Toph does some of her fancy earthbending stuff while the rest of the Gaang hauls butt.


But Azula’s like “We haven’t met. I am Princess Azula and I am unimpressed by your little pebbles.”


And then Mai’s like “Hi, I’m Mai and my sleeves are full of menacing pointy objects.”


And Toph’s like “This isn’t what I signed up for!” and they all bail.


So the Ladies are like “On the road againnn...”


They find the remnants of Appa’s bath and Mai is like “White is such a garish color.”


Then Mai spots the fake trail, but Azula is way too crafty for that.


So she’s like “Because I am the most badass mofo in the history of the world, I am not taken in by these shenanigans. To your lizards, Ladies!”


So the HenchLadies are chasing Appa and friends.


And Sokka’s like “Yes! A river! Our salvation!”


And the lizards are like “And this makes a difference, why?”


Katara engages Ty Lee but finds her somewhat


hard


to


pin


down.


Ty Lee takes out Sokka without a problem.


But she discovers that his skull is just as thick as we’d all thought.


So then Katara’s like “Tsunami time!”


But Mai’s like “Did I mention I can take away your bending powers too?”


And just as she’s lamenting what a couple of pushovers the Water Tribe sibs are...


WHOOOSH!


While they’re wringing out their clothes, Mai’s like “I cannot believe we were beaten by a flying bison’s tail. AGAIN. I mean what the shit is that.”


But Ty Lee’s like “Maybe it's like our version of Kryptonite.”


So Azula rides up to where Aang is and it’s like O.K. Corral, Avatar style.


She pulls out her best Zuko impression, which makes us all lol.


But Aang’s just like “Either kill me or plz go away.”


Then Zuko stumbles in and Azula’s like “OMG Zuzu!” and Aang is like ROFLCOPTER.


So then everyone stands around staring at each other for several hours.




And FINALLY Azula is like “Tag you’re it!”


Cue awesome fight scene!


Aang gets the upper hand with his magical levitation skillz.


Causing Azula to have a rare moment of dweebishness.


But she catches herself of course, just as Zuko bursts in all “THIS IS SPARTAAAaaaaa....”


Azula finally traps Aang in a house and sets the house on FIRE!


But she spends just a moment too long marveling the depths of her own pwnacity.


And the back-up shows up!


So Azula finds herself cornered. She is appropriately unfazed by this development.


She’s like “Aww you got me, I surrender with honor.”


“LOL J/K!”


And she disappears in a cloud of blue sparkles.


After that we don’t see the Ladies for a few episodes and we’re like “Goodness me, whatever are they up to?”



OH. THAT.

And Azula’s like “Yes I got bored with the tank.”


And Ty Lee’s like “I spy with my little eye some big muscley guys.”


And War Minister Ching is like “blah blah impervious. Nothing to worry about.”


But Azula’s like “Impervious my ass. This is a job for the HenchLadies.”


The Terra Team is putting up a good fight against the tanks and whatnot.


But then the HenchLadies are like “Surf’s up, bitches!”


And Ty Lee takes out the whole army all


by


herself.


And she’s like “Yay, bubbles! I win!”


But then the Gaang start their cutting of braces and their stealing of schematics and suddenly War Minister Ching is in deep shit yet again.


Azula’s just like “It’s showtime, ladies!”


They locate the Gaang and Ty Lee’s like “Hey Azula, make sure you don’t burn the cute guy, because I might want to keep him around for... interrogation purposes. Ahem.”


And Azula’s like “Hey! I thought you were gay for me!” and Ty Lee’s like “I am a woman of varied taste.”


And Sokka’s just like “Baby, you can hit my pressure points anytime!”


The HenchLadies chase the Water Tribe sibs to the slurry pipeline, but it’s full of this nasty brown mud gunk.


Mai’s like “No way, José. Stuff’s rank.”


And Ty Lee’s like “You do realise that everyone who’s ever disobeyed Azula has died an unspeakably horrible death, right?” and Mai’s like “Do I look like I care?”


And Ty Lee’s like “Whatever floats your balloon!”


So she shoots down the pipeline looking wicked crazy.


But Katara’s there waiting for her, and she’s all “Stop! Hammertime!”


And Ty Lee’s like “Noooo I hate that song!”


Elsewhere, Azula and her Blue Lightning of Pwnage have found Aang.


Things quickly get intense.










At this point the drill is starting to collapse and even the Pwnage of Azula can't stand up to the Goop of Doom.


Fortunately her shoes are just as badass as she is.


I'll let these caps speak for their epic selves.





And then the whole drill is like SUXX0RS.


In the aftermath, Azula mud-surfs down to where Ty Lee is just cleaning herself off.


And Azula's like *action pose* and Ty Lee's like "Well shit."


And Azula looks back up all "WTF just happened?"


Mai: “We lost."


And honestly I cannot improve upon the hilarity that is that line.

So we leave the Dangerous Ladies covered in muck and bummed out by defeat. Fortunately for them, it's the last defeat they'll have to suffer for quite a long time.

Part 2 will be on the way soon.

All caps are obvs from the awesome people at AvatarSpirit.net.