Sing me a bawdy song, make me merry

morwen_peredhil posted a link, and now I'm bandwagoning:

Nice Guys of OK Cupid

aka my new favorite Tumblr.

After reading through the whole thing, I feel like these guys have kind of misunderstood what a dating profile is supposed to accomplish, so let's clear a few things up:

1) Ok Cupid is a dating site. It is not your therapist.
2) Whining about how much of a pathetic loser you are is not a turn-on.
3) Whining about how you know tons of women but none of them has ever wanted to date you is also not a turn-on. In fact it tends to make one suspicious that maybe there's a very good reason none of them wanted to date you.
4) Ranting about how horrible and stupid women are is definitely not a turn-on. You are trying to attract women, not drive them away.

However, I am glad that these Nice Guys are so lacking in self-awareness that they persist in writing such embarrassingly revealing profiles. Makes them easier to avoid.